X-pac Wannabe
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...And We Don't Need The Ladies... Crying 'Cause The Stories Sad...
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Post by X-pac Wannabe on Jan 9, 2006 18:57:15 GMT -5
Anybody know any really cheesy pickup lines? The only one I can think of is: do you have a map? cuz I'm lost in your eyes.. and my friend already finished it before I did so I need to skool her with really cheesy stupid pickup lines.
I didn't know if it went here or entertainment, and I didn't see any posts on it before... and I need them non-perverted.. because I've heard 100x2 of them.
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Post by Ace Rimmer, Attorney at Large on Jan 9, 2006 19:41:51 GMT -5
how about this one:
"Wanna come over for Sex and Pizza?" -after the weird look- "Don't like Pizza?"
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X-pac Wannabe
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...And We Don't Need The Ladies... Crying 'Cause The Stories Sad...
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Post by X-pac Wannabe on Jan 9, 2006 20:11:52 GMT -5
Here's what I got so far, they are awesome: and thanks for yours juggie I'll add it on in a sec:
1) I'd give anything to be one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes.. live on your cheek.. and die on your lips.
2) I must be a snowflake cuz I'm falling for you
3) Your dad must be an alien because there's nothing like you on earth.
4) If you were a laser you'd be set to stun.
5) Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
6) What time do you have to be in heaven?
7) Do you have a map? because I'm lost in your eyes...
8) Well here I am.. what are your other 2 wishes?
9) I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
10) Do you have a band-aid? because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
11) I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your booty.
12) Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? -pull your pockets inside out- would you like to?
13) Hey baby, let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
14) There are 265 bone in the body. How would you like one more?
15) Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
16) Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance. but I'm kinda conceredn. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks.. next thing you know, you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it. I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends.. spend a lot of time together then finally have gotten past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible. decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while. Then a few months later we get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. you really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway.. only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids.. but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar. You throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Post by RawManiac on Jan 9, 2006 20:18:51 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm Anthony, and I'm An Admin at SuperBoards..." I usually wake up the next day in some girls bedroom.
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Post by destroyer on Jan 9, 2006 20:54:08 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm Anthony, and I'm An Admin at SuperBoards..." I usually wake up the next day in some girls bedroom. Is that why KC winked at you? ;D
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Post by RawManiac on Jan 9, 2006 21:09:43 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm Anthony, and I'm An Admin at SuperBoards..." I usually wake up the next day in some girls bedroom. Is that why KC winked at you? ;D For whatever reasons KC winked is strictly his business.... Brokeback Mountain...
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Post by Ace Rimmer, Attorney at Large on Jan 9, 2006 21:18:08 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm Anthony, and I'm An Admin at SuperBoards..." I usually wake up the next day in some girls bedroom. shit, i need to use that one!!
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Post by RawManiac on Jan 10, 2006 2:43:10 GMT -5
Well it will noly work if you say "Anthony" in there. If you say any other name, it won't work.
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X-pac Wannabe
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Post by X-pac Wannabe on Jan 10, 2006 7:28:57 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm Anthony, and I'm An Admin at SuperBoards..." I usually wake up the next day in some girls bedroom. That's weird, I used that exact pickup line once.. except I woke up the next day on the Canadian Prime Minister's lawn next to the butler and the dog. The weird thing is the dog was handcuffed not the butler. Ah, my head still hurts from that morning.. at least the line worked with one of us. -Btw I don't need these pickup lines to pickup chicks, I just think they are awesome and I'm making a list of all the stupidest/cheesiest pickup lines you can think of.-
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Post by AgentShow on Jan 10, 2006 12:50:11 GMT -5
Have you heard the saying there are plenty of fish in the sea? Well, your not a fish, your a peral. And you shine brighter then the rest.
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kimano
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Post by kimano on Jan 10, 2006 13:24:40 GMT -5
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Post by ddp on Jan 10, 2006 14:59:28 GMT -5
i will have to say definately they are some cheesey pick up lines for sure lol
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Post by The H B K "The Legend" on Jan 10, 2006 16:57:23 GMT -5
I tried Raw Maniacs line and the Result was getting my ass kicked by a 10 yr old Girl...Hmmmm ;D
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Post by theanswer on Jan 10, 2006 17:40:00 GMT -5
Say you know Justin Cantor
You might get slapped...or you might get laid.
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Post by slapnutz on Jan 23, 2006 17:02:02 GMT -5
I tried Raw Maniacs line and the Result was getting my ass kicked by a 10 yr old Girl...Hmmmm ;D i'm pretty sure that you're supposed to use this line on someone you want to have sex with. so next time try it on someone older than a 10 year old!
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Post by Ace Rimmer, Attorney at Large on Jan 23, 2006 17:48:28 GMT -5
I tried Raw Maniacs line and the Result was getting my ass kicked by a 10 yr old Girl...Hmmmm ;D i'm pretty sure that you're supposed to use this line on someone you want to have sex with. so next time try it on someone older than a 10 year old! indeed, i dont know if we want a pervert of that sort on the staff anymore **shutters**
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Post by The H B K "The Legend" on Jan 23, 2006 19:11:57 GMT -5
i'm pretty sure that you're supposed to use this line on someone you want to have sex with. so next time try it on someone older than a 10 year old! indeed, i dont know if we want a pervert of that sort on the staff anymore **shutters** LOL!
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Butt Spawn
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Post by Butt Spawn on Jan 23, 2006 23:35:02 GMT -5
My personal favorite Cheese line: Baby, you're like a speeding ticket: You've got FINE written all over you.
Of course, there's also the runner-up: Hey, you dropped something. Then she's like "what?" and you say "My Jaw"
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Post by AgentShow on Jan 23, 2006 23:40:36 GMT -5
I tried Raw Maniacs line and the Result was getting my ass kicked by a 10 yr old Girl...Hmmmm ;D i'm pretty sure that you're supposed to use this line on someone you want to have sex with. so next time try it on someone older than a 10 year old! Whats wrong with sleeping with ten year olds? That was a joke. Is it sad that I have to say that?
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Post by The H B K "The Legend" on Jan 24, 2006 8:36:58 GMT -5
i'm pretty sure that you're supposed to use this line on someone you want to have sex with. so next time try it on someone older than a 10 year old! Whats wrong with sleeping with ten year olds? That was a joke. Is it sad that I have to say that? They dont know whats a joke from what not...oh well... We Should make a group LOL!
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