Post by Krackerjack on Aug 8, 2005 1:21:20 GMT -5
I ,of course, was there! Wearing my awesome wrestling Attire as some can see out of my sig 
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First of all Howard Finkel comes out and runs his mouth about Summerslam is 2 weeks away and "CAN ONLY BE VIEWED FROM A PPV PROVIDER" Had to say it.
Then the Fink introduces Playa Playa Theodore Long. He rambles on about Summerslam too and how its thankful for all of us fans to come out and support the WWE. As he was making his way back the back he stopped and shook my hand and told me nice hat. lol That made my day ALMOST...
First match was
Psicosis & Super Crazy vs. MNM
Before Fink introduced them in Jullian Hall made her way out to the ring and mumbled some stuff didnt really care...
Pretty good match... not many high spots in this one. Not to exciting either except MNM kept the crowd moving though...
Winners- Psicosis & Super Crazy via Crazy drop kick then Psicosis leg drop from the top rope...
2nd Match Was
Juvi vs. Stevie Richards
Not much here just people going crazy for Stevie. Stevie took off his shirt half-way through the match and then at the end he was crying for the BWO shirt. Just a pointer
Winner- Juvi via Cross Body Press
3rd Match Was
Simon Dean vs. Hardcore Holly
When Simon came out I tried to get a slap or whatever, but instead he ignores everyone until he gets to me and give me a goofy look. It was priceless. Simon started talking about how TN is nothing but fat people (which I'll have to agree and disagree on that). Then Hardcore came out and delivered his patented chop-the-opponent-to-the-end. It was so freaking boring! WHY HARDCORE WHY... They need to fire his ass. Dean carried this match
Winner- Holly via Alabama Slam
4th Match was
Eddie Guerrero vs. The Undertakter in a No DQ Match!
Match was awesome! I hate Undertaker but this was a good match. It seems UT has some problems communcating with Guerrero and UT tried to sit up like 4 times but Guerrero would fuck it up. It was funny though. Guerrero beat the holy shit out of Undertaker with a chair the whole match. Very Lengthy match. Very good though.
Winner- Of Course Undertaker via Chokeslam & Tombstone Piledriver combination...
5th match
Scotty 2 Hotty & "Smackdown #1 Announcer" Funaki vs Bobby Lashey (I believe) & William Regal
Once again Scotty 2 Hotty came out with Funaki. Hotty gave me a ganster handshake and said cool or something like that. So I've had always loved Hotty and Funaki so I was cheering for them the whole match.. Anyways during the match Hotty was looking for something then digged in his pocket then delivered a middle finger to Regal and then to Lashey. Good Stuff. Regal and Lashey were Gay-Lover Men I guess. Regal started to feel Lashey's butt and then Lashey put Regal's hand higher lol. Back and Forth action pretty good match
Winner Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki via the Worm
Fink and some guys tosses T-Shirts during intermission I believe
6th Match
Hendreich vs. Slyvian (still with the La Resistance stuff and I can't spell his last name)
WASTE OF FUCKING TIME!! Hendreich reads a poem. Talking about how he's doing the LOD Thing and Wants a another friend... Slyvian was just there to get those USA chants going. This was an awful match
WINNER- Hendreich via
I cant even remember
7th Match
*Cruiserweight Title Match*
Nunzio W/ Big Vito vs. Paul London
Again horrible match. I would figure it would be decent but it was horrible. London needs to go back to TNA where he belongs and Nunzio needs a good opponent he can work with. Paul London did do his Standing Shooting Star Press out of a desperation attempt to get the crowd going. It did nothing...
Winner Nunzio via London was pinning Nunzio then Big Vito smacks the shit out of London with a shoe I guess and Nunzio gets the win.
After the match London gets up in Charles Robinson's face telling him he wishes his house would blow up and he hates him. Greatness...
8th Match
*US Title Match*
Christian vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Orlando Jordan
Pretty entertaining match. Mysterio had a shirt that had a picture of buckwheat. So Mysterio started a chant saying Buckwheat for Orlando and You Suck for Christian because we haven't heard a You Suck chant so far so he had to do it. Pretty good Mysterio carried the match though.
Orlando won because Mysterio hit the 619 and a dropkick on Christian then Orlando came in and threw Mysterio into the ropes and got the cheap win. Mysterio wasn't really tangled but he acted like it... Pretty good but VERY short which shocked me
Winner- Orlando via Mysterio help
9th Match
*World Heavyweight Title Match*
Batista vs. JBL
JBL actually came out with the Limo and everything. That was great. JBL got into the ring and there was a group of us going crazy chanting JBL... Then he gets on the Mic and tells us that he doesn't want Trailer Park Trash people chanting his name. Batista then comes out to EFFING HUGE POP! Typical Batistia W/ Random guy match... During the first of the match a light bulb fell from the ceiling and struck a security guard. The match stopped for a minute then continue. JBL got the on the mic again and said something that if he had to he would beat Batisita in this peice of shit arena that if it feel down he would still beat Batisita. That was so hilarious! JBL goes for a shoulder block and Batisita moves out of the way and JBL hits the Ref. JBL then gets back up and hits the Clothesline from Hell... Orlando then brings out another Ref and then leaves and only gets a 2 count. JBL then gets Orlando to toss him the Heavyweight Belt and hold Batisita. Batisita falls down and JBL hits Orlando. JBL then turns around and his Batisita with the belt and gets Herber's arm and starts to count and right before 3 Batisita kicks out. Batisita then powebombed JBL off of the Top Rope like JBL was on the ropes by himself. Batisita gets the 3 and wins. Pretty good match.
Winner Batisita via Powerbomb
. First of all Howard Finkel comes out and runs his mouth about Summerslam is 2 weeks away and "CAN ONLY BE VIEWED FROM A PPV PROVIDER" Had to say it.
Then the Fink introduces Playa Playa Theodore Long. He rambles on about Summerslam too and how its thankful for all of us fans to come out and support the WWE. As he was making his way back the back he stopped and shook my hand and told me nice hat. lol That made my day ALMOST...
First match was
Psicosis & Super Crazy vs. MNM
Before Fink introduced them in Jullian Hall made her way out to the ring and mumbled some stuff didnt really care...
Pretty good match... not many high spots in this one. Not to exciting either except MNM kept the crowd moving though...
Winners- Psicosis & Super Crazy via Crazy drop kick then Psicosis leg drop from the top rope...
2nd Match Was
Juvi vs. Stevie Richards
Not much here just people going crazy for Stevie. Stevie took off his shirt half-way through the match and then at the end he was crying for the BWO shirt. Just a pointer
Winner- Juvi via Cross Body Press
3rd Match Was
Simon Dean vs. Hardcore Holly
When Simon came out I tried to get a slap or whatever, but instead he ignores everyone until he gets to me and give me a goofy look. It was priceless. Simon started talking about how TN is nothing but fat people (which I'll have to agree and disagree on that). Then Hardcore came out and delivered his patented chop-the-opponent-to-the-end. It was so freaking boring! WHY HARDCORE WHY... They need to fire his ass. Dean carried this match
Winner- Holly via Alabama Slam
4th Match was
Eddie Guerrero vs. The Undertakter in a No DQ Match!
Match was awesome! I hate Undertaker but this was a good match. It seems UT has some problems communcating with Guerrero and UT tried to sit up like 4 times but Guerrero would fuck it up. It was funny though. Guerrero beat the holy shit out of Undertaker with a chair the whole match. Very Lengthy match. Very good though.
Winner- Of Course Undertaker via Chokeslam & Tombstone Piledriver combination...
5th match
Scotty 2 Hotty & "Smackdown #1 Announcer" Funaki vs Bobby Lashey (I believe) & William Regal
Once again Scotty 2 Hotty came out with Funaki. Hotty gave me a ganster handshake and said cool or something like that. So I've had always loved Hotty and Funaki so I was cheering for them the whole match.. Anyways during the match Hotty was looking for something then digged in his pocket then delivered a middle finger to Regal and then to Lashey. Good Stuff. Regal and Lashey were Gay-Lover Men I guess. Regal started to feel Lashey's butt and then Lashey put Regal's hand higher lol. Back and Forth action pretty good match
Winner Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki via the Worm
Fink and some guys tosses T-Shirts during intermission I believe
6th Match
Hendreich vs. Slyvian (still with the La Resistance stuff and I can't spell his last name)
WASTE OF FUCKING TIME!! Hendreich reads a poem. Talking about how he's doing the LOD Thing and Wants a another friend... Slyvian was just there to get those USA chants going. This was an awful match
WINNER- Hendreich via
I cant even remember7th Match
*Cruiserweight Title Match*
Nunzio W/ Big Vito vs. Paul London
Again horrible match. I would figure it would be decent but it was horrible. London needs to go back to TNA where he belongs and Nunzio needs a good opponent he can work with. Paul London did do his Standing Shooting Star Press out of a desperation attempt to get the crowd going. It did nothing...
Winner Nunzio via London was pinning Nunzio then Big Vito smacks the shit out of London with a shoe I guess and Nunzio gets the win.
After the match London gets up in Charles Robinson's face telling him he wishes his house would blow up and he hates him. Greatness...
8th Match
*US Title Match*
Christian vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Orlando Jordan
Pretty entertaining match. Mysterio had a shirt that had a picture of buckwheat. So Mysterio started a chant saying Buckwheat for Orlando and You Suck for Christian because we haven't heard a You Suck chant so far so he had to do it. Pretty good Mysterio carried the match though.
Orlando won because Mysterio hit the 619 and a dropkick on Christian then Orlando came in and threw Mysterio into the ropes and got the cheap win. Mysterio wasn't really tangled but he acted like it... Pretty good but VERY short which shocked me
Winner- Orlando via Mysterio help
9th Match
*World Heavyweight Title Match*
Batista vs. JBL
JBL actually came out with the Limo and everything. That was great. JBL got into the ring and there was a group of us going crazy chanting JBL... Then he gets on the Mic and tells us that he doesn't want Trailer Park Trash people chanting his name. Batista then comes out to EFFING HUGE POP! Typical Batistia W/ Random guy match... During the first of the match a light bulb fell from the ceiling and struck a security guard. The match stopped for a minute then continue. JBL got the on the mic again and said something that if he had to he would beat Batisita in this peice of shit arena that if it feel down he would still beat Batisita. That was so hilarious! JBL goes for a shoulder block and Batisita moves out of the way and JBL hits the Ref. JBL then gets back up and hits the Clothesline from Hell... Orlando then brings out another Ref and then leaves and only gets a 2 count. JBL then gets Orlando to toss him the Heavyweight Belt and hold Batisita. Batisita falls down and JBL hits Orlando. JBL then turns around and his Batisita with the belt and gets Herber's arm and starts to count and right before 3 Batisita kicks out. Batisita then powebombed JBL off of the Top Rope like JBL was on the ropes by himself. Batisita gets the 3 and wins. Pretty good match.
Winner Batisita via Powerbomb
