1000 things not to do while in a Shop or Playing

[Ace Rimmer, Attorney at Large]

i spotted this thread on the MTG News forum and i found it really funny, that one got out of hand and got closed. i am hoping that the SB Users are a little smarter than that. because this could be really good.

just pick up from what # the last person stopped on...

And... Start

1) While playing Rene Dupree, do NOT speak in a Frech Accent the entire game

2) Do not, i repeat do NOT refer to cards in Yu-Gi-Oh termanology. the Ring is not the FIELD!

3) Tell the owner his Daughter/Wife is hot

4) Ask opponent to get up for a second, then procede to do your Superstar's Finisher on Opponent before playing said card.

5) Do Not walk in the shop wearing the Tights of who you are playing that day (especially if you are playing Rikishi, although if you're a hot Woman, feel free to ignore this one... in fact you never read this one...)

6) Don't yell out "I believe in the heart of the cards!" Ever.

[(Team DX)Broken]

welll damn we do that in are area, we like to have fun.

[backyardraw]

7) If you are faceing Eugene dont tell your opponent you going up against a retard.
8) If you are getting your ass beaten really bad and you can finaly do something dont get all happy and slam the cards on the table.
9) Dont tell people that you will make it in the business one day because we dont really care we just want to finish our game.
10) Dont tell your opponent "You cant see me" if you play John Cena.
11) Never yell out loud "SAVAGE BEATDOWN" if you do your trademark finisher.
12) Never talk shit after you beat somebody because you migh end up being suplexed thrue a table.

i got more but dont feel like typing them all

[S.T.A.R.S CoachEmUp]

13) If you come to the shop and see that every one is dressed up as their favorite superstar, never rip random holes in your clothes and call your self the brooklin/boston brawler.

14) When you play the cards titled offered handshake, dirty low blow, and or spit at opponet, never imitate the action in the cards title.(Note* when playing the card titled hitting the g spot.......just disreguard this entire post and keep up the good work.....this is an activated card effect for any card with the trish stratus logo.)

15.) Never tell your opponet that they are going to school if your not playing ric flair.

16.) Never try to play a card that can only be played by a female or diva superstar if you are the following:
GOLDUST
BILLY AND CHUCK
CHYNA

thanks and have a nice day

[S.T.A.R.S CoachEmUp]

come on people lets bump this up man i wanna see more because personally i think its funny as hell

[(Team DX)Broken]

welll i will tell you what we do in are area,

1. a person there loves renee and does renee's little dance when he plays it.
2. when ever someone gets beat by a old friend of mine he says Boom sacalak.
3. i love to trash talk during the game to throw off my opponent.
4. i wore glass like the dudleys when playing d-von.
5. i little kid always says "you can't see me" whenever he plays any card in his deck when is cena.

[torrie]

i got a few from where ui used to play and now do
1)when a guy i know playes a big move as brock he does the shoulder roll
my friend gets up ad does the suck it when he playes any card as a dx member
everyone i play with has a lame phrase they say
more later

[I'm Gonna Break You]

17) If you are missing the card titled R-V-D for your rvd set never do the rvd taunt each time you say i am missing that. it gets annoying.

((the funny part is that eevryone at the tourney here does everything you people said))

[torrie]

i see more rvd taughts in 2 weeks than ive seen rvds whole career..its funny cuz its true

never i mena never do your person or another persons or anyones for that mateer taunt at anytime ever. it just makes you look like a jackoff

[Ace Rimmer, Attorney at Large]

When playing The Rock, dont speak in third person or refer to yourself as The Rock.