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Post by AgentShow on Dec 11, 2005 3:23:52 GMT -5
Well, tonight was a good night. I got one of my coworkers to buy me alchohal. That was the start to my great night. Then I went over to my frined Codys to play poker. I won $35 in a poker game. Then these two chicks came over, I started talking to this girl (Ashley) then my friend Scottie; who just got done having sex with his g/f starts to hit on her. Just not being a good frined. So I take her to the side and start talking to her. Then her friend comes up and tells her that they need to leave. She gives me a kiss and gives me her number.
I have come to the conclusion that if you drink, you can get any girl you want. Keep in mind she was sober the whole time I was talking to her. But I was drunk. I kind of still am so if this post does not make sense I am sorry lol. I am 6'0 tall I way about 145 and granted I have a great body * I am pretty proud of that* I am ass ugly, I have red hair, freickles and shit green/hazel eyes. I am a ginger ok. Ashley is roughly 5'4 long blonde with brown streeks hair. SHe probably ways about 105 pounds. Just as hot as can be and she wants to come hang out with me tomorrow. The last chick I talked to turned out to be a lesbian, which I am sure most of you read about. But the way I got her number is I was drunk and I got it from her. So I have come to the conclusion that to get any chicks number I have to be drunk. It has worked every time.
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Post by (Team DX)Broken on Dec 11, 2005 4:27:19 GMT -5
Wow, that must of been a really great day. all i can say to you is You Suck!! why can't i get a girl like that huh, my life sucks so much. i am a nerd with no love life, haha it isn't funny Funkin life why did you have to choose me to have a sucky life.
well Congrats Agentshow and hope she doesnt turn lesbo on you, peace out all i am going to sit in my room and play my two decks i got 10-20 times and see who wins or just play starcraft and win at that.
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Post by RawManiac on Dec 11, 2005 5:18:31 GMT -5
Well, tonight was a good night. I got one of my coworkers to buy me alchohal. That was the start to my great night. Then I went over to my frined Codys to play poker. I won $35 in a poker game. Then these two chicks came over, I started talking to this girl (Ashley) then my friend Scottie; who just got done having sex with his g/f starts to hit on her. Just not being a good frined. So I take her to the side and start talking to her. Then her friend comes up and tells her that they need to leave. She gives me a kiss and gives me her number. I have come to the conclusion that if you drink, you can get any girl you want. Keep in mind she was sober the whole time I was talking to her. But I was drunk. I kind of still am so if this post does not make sense I am sorry lol. I am 6'0 tall I way about 145 and granted I have a great body * I am pretty proud of that* I am ass ugly, I have red hair, freickles and shit green/hazel eyes. I am a ginger ok. Ashley is roughly 5'4 long blonde with brown streeks hair. SHe probably ways about 105 pounds. Just as hot as can be and she wants to come hang out with me tomorrow. The last chick I talked to turned out to be a lesbian, which I am sure most of you read about. But the way I got her number is I was drunk and I got it from her. So I have come to the conclusion that to get any chicks number I have to be drunk. It has worked every time. Too bad in about 2 weeks shes gonna call you and tell you "we need to talk, its not you, its your gender, sorry but I like girls.". Its the Agnet Shoe curse dude. Sorry. |
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Post by The H B K "The Legend" on Dec 11, 2005 9:34:14 GMT -5
Whats wrong with Lesbians?
Well Good Luck
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Post by ddp on Dec 11, 2005 11:12:23 GMT -5
i see nothing wrong with lesbians ;D
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Post by JSD on Dec 11, 2005 21:56:44 GMT -5
Show, you're my hero ... I hope for your sake that she's not a lesbian. LOL. I think you probably did well with her when you were drunk cause you just didn't care what she thought or something. Anyway good luck.
bbq ... um you should actually post something.
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Post by AgentShow on Dec 12, 2005 2:41:01 GMT -5
I got a red flag thrown at me today guys. I guess she has been known to kiss other girls when shes drunk. When my buddy Cody told me that I just put my head in my hands and thought to my self, not again. But some good news is that she is going to be coming over to Codys new apartment on Wed and she said she wants to do a couple of shots with me so yeah.lol
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Post by brockrockconnection on Dec 12, 2005 18:54:48 GMT -5
Lesbian.
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Post by Krackerjack on Dec 12, 2005 19:11:46 GMT -5
Greatest Post Ever Right There. But yeah it looks like she could possibly be bi though... |
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Post by bbq on Dec 15, 2005 20:34:40 GMT -5
Show, you're my hero ... I hope for your sake that she's not a lesbian. LOL. I think you probably did well with her when you were drunk cause you just didn't care what she thought or something. Anyway good luck. bbq ... um you should actually post something. post what? |
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Post by AgentShow on Dec 16, 2005 1:37:42 GMT -5
Show, you're my hero ... I hope for your sake that she's not a lesbian. LOL. I think you probably did well with her when you were drunk cause you just didn't care what she thought or something. Anyway good luck. bbq ... um you should actually post something. You had a post where you had nothing on it I deleted it. post what? |
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Post by X-pac Wannabe on Dec 16, 2005 8:09:36 GMT -5
lol. Lesbian's aren't hot. It's the bi's that are money. and Show, if this is your fate, may you get drunk every day and with your luck of turning chicks lesbian invite many chicks and mack on all of them. Think about that for a while. woot. PARTY AT AGENT SHOW'S
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Post by ~Fusion~ on Dec 16, 2005 8:13:20 GMT -5
Wannabe has a point with the bi sexual women thing, im glad that my girlfriend is bi, come on everyone lets get a chant going on: Les-b-an, Les-b-an!
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Post by AgentShow on Dec 28, 2005 4:14:10 GMT -5
Agent Shows drukn lukc strikes again! I met this girl tonight with huge tits, she is still a virgin though. In a bout two weeks that will all change. lol. Still drunk sorry.
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Post by Agent Jericho on Dec 28, 2005 4:49:16 GMT -5
You ARE NOT 6 feet tall. You are shorter than me and I am 5'10". You're not a true red head either.  |
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Post by The Legend Killer on Dec 28, 2005 14:54:16 GMT -5
well theres nothin wrong with bi sexuals....you can have a threesome with her and her friend..**wink wink**
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Post by AgentShow on Dec 28, 2005 15:26:49 GMT -5
You ARE NOT 6 feet tall. You are shorter than me and I am 5'10". You're not a true red head either. John your atleast 6'0 I am 5'11 and 1/4 so you are atleast 6'0 tall. See John people grow from time to time.lol I really need to stay off this site when I have been drinking. |
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Post by (Team DX)Broken on Dec 29, 2005 5:20:14 GMT -5
i am interrested on what happens when the time comes with the girl, and yes i think you should not be on this site when you are drunk and the most important thing of all is Don't Drink, and Surf the internet at the same time something bad could happen to you.
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