You Have To Hear This (Vol.1)

[AgentShow]

Well, since I think my life is pretty interesting and from what I have posted of it you (The Users) seem interested as well. So once a week while I am out partying I will share one of my nights with you guys.

Tonight was one of those nights where you just look at your self and say, wow! I was at a buddies house tonight and everyone was drinking except me. I was not really in a drinking mood. But there is this girl, her name is Ashley. Real sweet girl, nice to everyone and what not. They call her community, for those of you that play poker you know what community is. That means it can be used by everyone. And trust me, this girl has been used by everyone. I mean when I first met her I knew the stories but she really does not seem like that kind of girl.

Tonight she was not drunk at all but she had a few shots. There was a fellow by the name of John over at the house and I have never met him but he seemed like a nice guy. Ashley had never met him either. Ten minutes later Ashley in John are in a bedroom. Ten minutes later they both come out John leaves and Ashley stays. So I took it upon my self to ask Ashley a few questions.

Me: Whats Johns last name?
Her: Um, I am not sure why?
Me: *Laugh* Why would you sleep with someone you don't know.
Her: I didn't sleep with him we just kissed.
Me: You don't know his last name though.
Her: I am sure I will find out though

Guys and Gals let this be a leson know the people you sleep with and know who and how many people they have slept with. Thats it for this weeks edition of You Have To Hear This

[RawManiac]

I usually know a girls last name before.. you know... but not theyre middle name ;-)

[theanswer]

ummm, names dont matter.

[Kujo]

theanswer said:

ummm, names dont matter.

Yup I agree with you. It just sounds like a ont night party thing. No biggie she likes a good time

[Butt Spawn]

theanswer said:

ummm, names dont matter.

Sometimes they do, especially if you care about getting some kind of crotch-rot. How are those two related? People will generally tell you their name before they will tell you about their sexual experiences.

[The H B K "The Legend"]

buttspawn said:

theanswer said:

ummm, names dont matter.

Sometimes they do, especially if you care about getting some kind of crotch-rot. How are those two related? People will generally tell you their name before they will tell you about their sexual experiences.

Well Really Name Doesnt Matter...Have you heard about "One Night Stand" That Says it All...Good Times LOL!

[Butt Spawn]

2ny said:

buttspawn said:

Sometimes they do, especially if you care about getting some kind of crotch-rot. How are those two related? People will generally tell you their name before they will tell you about their sexual experiences.

Well Really Name Doesnt Matter...Have you heard about "One Night Stand" That Says it All...Good Times LOL!

Yeah, i know what a One Night Stand is. That doesn't mean i partake in such an activity, or even promote such. I'm sure there's quite a few other people who agree with my viewpoint, hence why i said "Sometimes names do matter".


Have you heard of "Aids" or "Ghonorrhea" or "Chlamydia"....that says it all...good times LOL!

[AgentShow]

Guys I have had one night stands but I have know there whole name. Or known them somehow. I have never walked into a house and wanted to bang some random chick I don't know in five minutes.

[Butt Spawn]

agentshow said:

Guys I have had one night stands but I have know there whole name. Or known them somehow. I have never walked into a house and wanted to bang some random chick I don't know in five minutes.

Yeah, especially when dat ho gives you The Clap.

*DISCLAMER*: I do not think all women are hoes, or call them such. However, if they sleep with more guys than they count, or have some kind of venerial disease and continue to have sexual intercourse, they are classified as a ho.

[The H B K "The Legend"]

Butt Spawn if you will get laid for the first time maybe who knows when...Trojan is your best friend just a Friendly Advice so you can Protect your little friend Anyways I also did had a one night stand Asked her full name But so Drunk the Next day I Forgot...Can you Blame me?

Cant wait for your Next version this is Fun!

[AgentShow]

Well, I will try to find something to wirte about. Maybe tonight or tomorrow. I am going out on a date tonight so you never know. Then I am going to a party tomorrow, so who knows.

[Butt Spawn]

2ny said:

Butt Spawn if you will get laid for the first time maybe who knows when...Trojan is your best friend just a Friendly Advice so you can Protect your little friend Anyways I also did had a one night stand Asked her full name But so Drunk the Next day I Forgot...Can you Blame me?

Cant wait for your Next version this is Fun!

Pardon, but i never said i was still a virgin, as you blatantly stated. I just said i don't participate in one-night stands.