Post by AgentShow on Jan 22, 2006 5:15:47 GMT -5
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Have you ever been on a date where it could not get much more weird? Well, I had one of those on Friday. The date started off with me going cleaning out my car and getting it washed. Then I went over to her house. This is where shit starts to get real weird.
I knock on the door. I hear dogs barking, they sound like little ankle bitter dogs. I hate ankle biter dogs. I like medium sized dogs like, German shepherds, and chows. I hear her (Madison) say shut up to the dogs. She opens the door and there is this HUGE Great Dane that just runs right into me. I am roughly 5'10 this dogs nose hit me in the chest. It was just a monster. I walked into the house and met her Mom. We left to go out to eat.
A little back ground check here. I have known Madison since 7th grade and I am a senior in high school. We have never gone out before. She used to be a big pot head and was one of the loudest
most obnoxious girls you would ever meet. She got locked up for violating probation. She was in a detention center for six months. She is getting her life back on track. She is back in school, she has not smoked marijuana in seven months, and she is trying to make her life better.
So we get to Village Inn because that's where she wanted to go. We order our food and it took one hour for this fucking food to get to our table. In this hour she talked about a lot of things she did why she was locked up and people she met and how weird some people are. Well, our friend Kelly randomly shows up with her friend Amie and they both go to our school. Kelly stands about 6'2 and weighs a ton. Amie is about 5'6 and a lesbian, so yeah it was a little weird that they would randomly show up at Village Inn that is about 10 miles away from either one of there houses.
We get our food where eating, talking, having a good time. Then we leave. We get to the movie theater about ten minutes after our movie started. We went to go see Fun With Dick and Jane. It is really funny. I advise anyone who hasn't seen it to go see it again. We take our seats, watch the movie, we get up to go leave. I stand up, put on my coat, and I hear "OH MY GOD JIMMIE!!!!" I turn around and its this fat girl named Amanda that goes to our school that has a huge crush on me. She runs up and gives me a hug while my date is standing right next to me. In my mind I am thinking "God damn it." Well, Amanda sits there and talks to me for about ten minutes.
Then we walk out to my car. This was probably the funniest moment of the night. She makes the comment, "Hurry up and unlock the door I am cold." So I say, "Well, here put on my jacket." She says, "I am not putting on your jacket just unlock the door." So this guy about four cars down starts looking at us. I decide at this point to be funny. I said in a really load toned voice so the guy could hear me. "No, I won't unlock the door until you put this coat on," *The guy starts laughing* she says "Shut up that guy is looking and laughing at us. If you give me that coat I will through it on the ground." So I toss it up in the air towards her and she moves out of the way. The guy laughs again. She looks at him and says "Fine" and threw the coat on. I unlock her car door and let her in. While I am walking around the car I look inside the car. She is taking my coat off and she throws it on my seat and she looks like she is pouting. I get in the car and she looks at me and smiles and says "That was the most embarrassing moment of my life you are such a jack ass *She chuckles*" My response had to have been "Your so cute when your mad."
So we drive off. We are going down the high way and I look ahead. There are blue, red, and yellow flashing lights everywhere. There was a sixteen car pile up about forty minutes before we got to this spot. Traffic was at a complete stand still and she was talking about something, so I look over at her and there is a guy in like all black standing about four feet away from my car. So I got a really freaked out look on my face so she looks and just looses her god damn mind. She starts screaming this guy looked like a fucking murderer. But we got out of there alive. Well, I did anyway.lol J/K.
So I take her home, walk her to the door and she gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, and says "Call me on Sunday because I know you have to work tomorrow." My response was "OK,....wait, Sunday is the playoffs." Guys, moral of the story, don't tell a women that football is more important then her. She looks at me and says "Are you sirius?" I said "Well, I will call you during half time or in between games." She just looked at me funny and said "OK I guess." and gave me another hug and said "Just call me."
Wow what a weird date and I just fucked it up even more at the end there. But come on guys you have to go with me on this one. Its bros and football over hos. Football will be there forever a girl can dump you.
That's all for this week of You Have To Hear This. Signing off is your host, Jimmie "Agent Show" Allen
Have you ever been on a date where it could not get much more weird? Well, I had one of those on Friday. The date started off with me going cleaning out my car and getting it washed. Then I went over to her house. This is where shit starts to get real weird.
I knock on the door. I hear dogs barking, they sound like little ankle bitter dogs. I hate ankle biter dogs. I like medium sized dogs like, German shepherds, and chows. I hear her (Madison) say shut up to the dogs. She opens the door and there is this HUGE Great Dane that just runs right into me. I am roughly 5'10 this dogs nose hit me in the chest. It was just a monster. I walked into the house and met her Mom. We left to go out to eat.
A little back ground check here. I have known Madison since 7th grade and I am a senior in high school. We have never gone out before. She used to be a big pot head and was one of the loudest
most obnoxious girls you would ever meet. She got locked up for violating probation. She was in a detention center for six months. She is getting her life back on track. She is back in school, she has not smoked marijuana in seven months, and she is trying to make her life better.
So we get to Village Inn because that's where she wanted to go. We order our food and it took one hour for this fucking food to get to our table. In this hour she talked about a lot of things she did why she was locked up and people she met and how weird some people are. Well, our friend Kelly randomly shows up with her friend Amie and they both go to our school. Kelly stands about 6'2 and weighs a ton. Amie is about 5'6 and a lesbian, so yeah it was a little weird that they would randomly show up at Village Inn that is about 10 miles away from either one of there houses.
We get our food where eating, talking, having a good time. Then we leave. We get to the movie theater about ten minutes after our movie started. We went to go see Fun With Dick and Jane. It is really funny. I advise anyone who hasn't seen it to go see it again. We take our seats, watch the movie, we get up to go leave. I stand up, put on my coat, and I hear "OH MY GOD JIMMIE!!!!" I turn around and its this fat girl named Amanda that goes to our school that has a huge crush on me. She runs up and gives me a hug while my date is standing right next to me. In my mind I am thinking "God damn it." Well, Amanda sits there and talks to me for about ten minutes.
Then we walk out to my car. This was probably the funniest moment of the night. She makes the comment, "Hurry up and unlock the door I am cold." So I say, "Well, here put on my jacket." She says, "I am not putting on your jacket just unlock the door." So this guy about four cars down starts looking at us. I decide at this point to be funny. I said in a really load toned voice so the guy could hear me. "No, I won't unlock the door until you put this coat on," *The guy starts laughing* she says "Shut up that guy is looking and laughing at us. If you give me that coat I will through it on the ground." So I toss it up in the air towards her and she moves out of the way. The guy laughs again. She looks at him and says "Fine" and threw the coat on. I unlock her car door and let her in. While I am walking around the car I look inside the car. She is taking my coat off and she throws it on my seat and she looks like she is pouting. I get in the car and she looks at me and smiles and says "That was the most embarrassing moment of my life you are such a jack ass *She chuckles*" My response had to have been "Your so cute when your mad."
So we drive off. We are going down the high way and I look ahead. There are blue, red, and yellow flashing lights everywhere. There was a sixteen car pile up about forty minutes before we got to this spot. Traffic was at a complete stand still and she was talking about something, so I look over at her and there is a guy in like all black standing about four feet away from my car. So I got a really freaked out look on my face so she looks and just looses her god damn mind. She starts screaming this guy looked like a fucking murderer. But we got out of there alive. Well, I did anyway.lol J/K.
So I take her home, walk her to the door and she gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, and says "Call me on Sunday because I know you have to work tomorrow." My response was "OK,....wait, Sunday is the playoffs." Guys, moral of the story, don't tell a women that football is more important then her. She looks at me and says "Are you sirius?" I said "Well, I will call you during half time or in between games." She just looked at me funny and said "OK I guess." and gave me another hug and said "Just call me."
Wow what a weird date and I just fucked it up even more at the end there. But come on guys you have to go with me on this one. Its bros and football over hos. Football will be there forever a girl can dump you.
That's all for this week of You Have To Hear This. Signing off is your host, Jimmie "Agent Show" Allen
. either way. yeah, weird date man. the Amanda thing sucks, i kinda know the feeling, i have a chic that has a huge crush on me and i am standing there trying to get my mac on this one chic and up she comes and will not go away! gorramit! 
